Magenta Theater, 1108 Main St., Vancouver, presents “Floored!” an original play by K.C. Cooper, running April 13 through 30. Showtimes are Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 2 p.m.; see magentatheater.com/floored-2023 for information about potential additional dates on April 19, 26, May 4, 5, 6 and 7. Tickets and an up-to-date list of showtimes is available at app.arts-people.com/index.php?actions=7&p=2. Tickets are $23 in advance or $25 at the door.
It’s 2009 and Larry’s in a pickle. The market has crashed and he and his friend Richard are facing financial ruin, jail time and worse—they’re afraid their wives will find out! Together, they craft a scheme that will solve all their financial and legal problems; arranging the theft of a valuable piece of jewelry worth millions. What could go wrong? Enter Frank and Henny, two bumbling burglars they hired who just can’t seem to get the job done. Will they beat the deadline before their world comes crashing down? This fast-paced, dark comedy explores the consequences of greed, lust, and entitlement that will keep the audience, and characters, guessing until the very end.